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This article is a transcript of the Fairly OddParents episode "Homewrecker" from Season 4, which aired on June 18, 2004.


Script

[The episode begins with Mr. Turner and Mrs. Turner, wearing kilts, are about to head out to the door. Vicky stands beside Timmy, feeling nervous. Cosmo and Wanda are in their fishbowl on a nearby table.]

[Mr. and Mrs. Turner exit through the door. Seconds later, they open the door.]

[They noticed the messy kitchen where foods are splattered everywhere, a jackhammer hops around, and a half-eaten popsicle floats in the fishbowl as Cosmo and Wanda shivers. Vicky holds a still churning electric mixer and slips into Timmy's hands.]

[The same day, Mr. and Mrs. Turner, still wearing kilts, are dressed for golf.]

[Mr. and Mrs. Turner laugh as they exit the house.]

''[Mr. and Mrs. Turner gasped as they see their house was completely trashed again. The car crashed through the wall and the fishbowl was shattered as Cosmo and Wanda as fish, flops. Vicky sprays red paint on the wall with the text, "Timmy was here!" Vicky holds the spray can, but she swiftly tosses it to Timmy as he remained tied to restraints.]

[On the window, several businessmen in suits holds money in sacks, suitcase, and a check. Then, back on Mom, Dad, Timmy and Vicky.]

↵ [Meanwhile in Timmy's room, Timmy paces. Cosmo and Wanda float as a fairy, while Cosmo wears a kilt.]

[Timmy, holding a Cosmo lunchbox and Wanda backpack, arrives to a house with a stormy cloud and rain.]

[Timmy rings the doorbell, a funeral jingle plays, and Vicky answers the door with Doidle.]

[Cosmo and Wanda poof into Fairy Form.]

[Doidle coughs up the head of the Timmy doll and growls at Timmy in the doorway.]

[Doidle chomps the new Timmy doll]

[Doidle wags his tail happily and runs off with Timmy doll]

[Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda stand in the center of the living room.]

[Wanda waves her wand and Timmy's dress sparkle. He runs through the mud pan across the room and climbs up a wall and across the ceiling over and over, leaving a messy hand and footprints. and splashes back to the mud pan. Moments later, Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda stand by a bathroom at the top of the staircase.]

''[Wanda raises her wand and poofs "ERUPTION!" slime spurts out of the toilet in the bathroom. Doidle comes running at Timmy but hits the slime as it floods through the floor and onto the staircase].

[Timmy opens up the door to...]

[Timmy and his fairies enter a typical teenage girl's room, spotless, frilly, plastered with posters of Chip Skylark, Skip Sparkypants, and Atilla the Hun. Not exactly something fitting the world's most evil babysitter.]

[Timmy flips on the light switch, which causes Vicky's real room to appear like a hidden evil lair. Featuring medieval weapons, a bed of nail and a old man chained to the wall.]

[Timmy flips the light switch back down, reverting the room back to it's original state.]

[Cosmo and Wanda poof make-up all over the room as magical, inanimate lipsticks are drawn on the wall.]

[Timmy raised his arms as both Cosmo and Wanda poof up a group of frat boys, who hustle through scene and, like the tornado, leave destruction in their wake.]

[Cosmo and Wanda duck down under the bed. Tootie appears in the doorway, holding a tracking device.]

[Tootie grabs Timmy and starts to smooch him, Cosmo and Wanda giggle when they see this.]

[They notice Doidle, who spits out the remains of the Timmy doll.]

[Moments later in Vicky's bedroom, Timmy staring at the wands in Tootie's grasp.]

[As they hit the staircase, Timmy and Tootie see Vicky slipping and sliding as she tries to climb the slimy stairs.]

[Timmy looks at the toilets as the slime spurts out of the toilet in the bathroom, splats in the wall, and it was about to hit Timmy.]

[Doidle continues to chase the Cosmo and Wanda cats across her stomach.]

[Tootie and Timmy run into Tootie's room and Timmy slams the door shut and Tootie barricades it with her dollhouse that resembles Turner Residence.]

[The sound of hacking and cracking on the door is heard as an axe swing through the door, slicing into the dollhouse and part of the door flies off.]

[Vicky's face is knocked away from the hole as Cosmo and Wanda Cats leap through it, scrambling up the bed posts to the top of the canopy bed. Doidle's face pokes through the hole, stuck.]

[Timmy runs to the toy chest and starts digging through wands. Vicky's hand and face reaches through the hole of the door and starts to jam the doorknob. Timmy flings two wands at Cosmo and Wanda, who catch them in their paws. They raise the wands, and nothing happens. Vicky kicks the door open with an axe in hand. Timmy frantically flings two more wands on top of the canopy to Cosmo and Wanda who are out of sight, and nothing happens.]

[Timmy grabs a hand full of wands and climbs up on to the top of the canopy bed. Vicky tries to chop it down with the ax. A doorbell was heard and Vicky stops.]

[Mr. and Mrs. Turner stand near the front door to Vicky's house.]

[Timmy looks out the window as Cosmo and Wanda raise wand after wand as nothing happens with each wand, until they found the real magical wand. POOF! They're now in Fairy Form.

[Magic rushes through the house and reverses the damage Timmy caused, while Vicky is letting Mr. and Mrs. Turner inside.]

[The house was clean and gleams. Timmy slides down the banister, wiping it away.]

[The Turners walk out to the street together.]

[Cosmo and Wanda poof in as birds, flying behind them.]

[Back inside Tootie's room, Tootie is still inside the boarded-up closet.]

[The scene iris out to black with the end title screen]