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This article is a transcript of the Fairly OddParents episode "Channel Chasers" from Season 4, which aired on July 23, 2004.

Script

Part 1

(Some text is typed out on static saying "DIMMSDALE: 20 YEARS INTO THE FUTURE", before eventually going to a shot of a binocular GPS with a meter of some kind tracking down some sort of hoverboard, before changing to Future A.J. riding on a hoverboard in some angles, he notices the binoculars and fires a laser out of his hands, before the scene cuts away from the binoculars and a shot of Timmy's house from the future, all wrecked and damaged as Future A.J. passes by. Eventually, some lasers appear and one shoots the house, causing an explosion. We see Future Chester and A.J. on the hoverboard from earlier as the lasers continue firing.)
Future A.J.: He's gaining on us!
(They leave the scene as the lasers are still firing, but someone who looks like the Dark Warrior comes in.)
Dark Warrior: Chester, A.J.. Surrender!
(Cut to the city where A.J. fires some more lasers as he and Future Chester swerve around dodging several fences and obstacles, and eventually pass by a statue of Chompy which gets destroyed, as well as Dimmsdale Elementary School, but they eventually go back and destroy the building, before fleeing from the Dark Warrior lookalike firing some more lasers, they eventually get to Chester's trailer but Future A.J. immediately steps hard on the hoverboard while still avoiding lasers, causing it to go high enough to pass by Chester's trailer which explodes, revealing Bucky McBadBat using the toilet.
Bucky McBadBat: Whoa, That's it on the Mexican brunches.
(Future Chester and A.J. are still avoiding lasers and the Dark Warrior is still chasing them, Future A.J. eventually reveals some sort of computer chip.)
Future A.J.: Hurry! We gotta get this component to my house!
Future Chester: Almost there!
(They eventually grind on part of a road using the hoverboard, but the hoverboard eventually trips up as they hit a glass tunnel.)
Future Chester and A.J.: (screaming)
(Luckily enough, Future Chester gets hold of the hoverboard while Future A.J. gets hold of Future Chester's left leg, Future Chester struggles to climb back up on the hoverboard as the Dark Warrior lookalike breaks through the glass tunnel, but Future A.J. notices the ground underneath him as he's still firing lasers.)
Future A.J.: Uh-oh! Genius with the last hope of humanity dangling for his life!
(Future Chester pulls him back up on the hoverboard, as they grind on some buildings and eventually fall off and crash-land on another glass tunnel.)
Future Chester: A.J., go! I'll stay here and hold him off!
Future A.J.: But...
Future Chester: Go! Before it's too late!
(Future A.J. leaves with the hoverboard, as Future Chester gets a bat with a golden plaque reading "BUCKY McBADBAT SPECIAL", but lasers hit the bat, causing it to disappear. the Dark Warrior lookalike eventually comes towards him.)
Future Chester: Aah!!
(PUNCH! The Dark Warrior lookalike falls to the ground, but he pushes a button on his belt, causing his hoverboard to zoom away, and tries to punch Future Chester's teeth, but ends up hurting his hand because of Future Chester's braces.)
Future Chester: Now I know why I never got these things taken off.
(The Dark Warrior tries punching him several times, but Future Chester avoids them and hits him so hard with his bare hand that he falls to the ground again, we soon see Future A.J. leaving the glass tunnel on the hoverboard as the Dark Warrior rips off hoverboard, follows him and morphs into a device with jetpacks and a monitor, but we go back to Future Chester.)
Future Chester: Ha! You'll never stop us!
(The Dark Warrior fires a laser at him, causing him to freeze in a standing position.)
Future Chester: Eh? You stopped me!
(We arrive at Future A.J.'s house with the monitor revealing one of Future Vicky's minions, as he goes into his room and flicks a switch and causes not only the lights to turn on, but for the floor to flip, revealing a watch, which Future A.J. eventually inserts the computer chip from earlier in.)
Future A.J.: Now I can go back to the past and make sure none of this ever happens.
(The monitor fires another laser at Future A.J., also causing him to freeze as well.
Future Vicky's minion: You thought you were gonna use your time-travel belt to return Dimmsdale to its former glory, didn't you? (Laughs) Think again.
(The monitor turns its back against Future A.J.)
Future Vicky's minion: Last two apprehended, your mA.J.esty.
(A giant TV comes towards A.J.'s house, goes above it, and fires a white beam which summons Future Vicky.)
Future Vicky: No! There's still one more, but now that I have the time travel belt, I know exactly where to find him in the past! And once I find him, there will be no one left to stop me!
(She reveals herself.)
Future Vicky: Me! Vicky! Supreme ruler of the Earth! (Laughs maniacally)
(The shot goes to the present day as the text from the beginning types out "DIMMSDALE: NOW" as Present Vicky is shown laughing.)
Vicky: I'm so happy!
(Cut to a different shot.)
Vicky: I can't wait to babysit Timmy today! (Grabs a bag) Let's see if I have everything, I need to ensure the quality amount of child supervision... (grabs an electric screwdriver...) Ear cleaner! (a blowtorch...) Nostril scrubber! (And a giant flamethrower.) And painful high-speed clothes dryer!
(She proceeds to place it back and roll up the blanket the items are on, which has a skull that Vicky covers with a smiley sticker, disguising it as a sleeping bag.)
Vicky: And that's everything I need to make his life terrible, and my life fun! (sighs) I just hope in my heart that someday I'll be able to make the whole world miserable!
(She slaps a butterfly.)
Vicky: But for now... (grabs a dart) my hate belongs to Timmy.
(The dart is actually a flamethrower that blasts some fire at an image of Timmy on a dart board.)
Vicky: Me! Vicky! Supreme ruler of hating Timmy! (Laughs maniacally only to start coughing and leaves.)
(There's a TV showing the Dimmsdale Action News, with the shot on the TV cutting to Chet Ubetcha)
Chet Ubetcha: Hello Dimmsdale, I'm Chet Ubetcha with today's editorial! Which technically makes it a Chet-i-torial!
(A TV appears on the image on the right with the screen changing depending on what he says.)
Chet Ubetcha: Television. It can help, and it can hurt! but, can it help-hurt? Is it causing kids to do stupid and violent things?
(Some footage from Maho Mushi, a parody of anime shows [Mostly Dragon Ball] is shown, with the first clip involving a Goku lookalike and an alien with a cape battling on top of a forest with the show's title card appearing when Chet Ubetcha says "Maho Mushi".)
Chet Ubetcha: Take for example the wildly popular animated kung-fu monster trading-card series, Maho Mushi! (A chorus shouting "Maho Mushi!" is heard on the title card.)
(We see two boys imitating the clip by walking on tree branches with swords.)
Chet Ubetcha: Is it causing kids to do stupid and violent things?
(The branches break, and the kids scream and get injured.)
Kid with big cheeks: My legs!
Kid with glasses: My arm!
(We see some more footage of another Goku lookalike reaching the top of a building via parkour as the chorus says "Maho Mushi!" over and over until he gets there. Afterwards we see a kid running through the alleyway and trying to do the same by walking up a wall... only to land in a trash can.)
Kid #3: My neck!
(The chorus shouts "Maho Mushi!" again as yet another clip is shown, involving a white monster throwing a character at a group of other people, and a bully [not Francis] imitates the clip by throwing a child at a group of kids which run off.)
Bully: My gosh! This is a cool show!
Chet Ubetcha: Let me answer my own rhetorical question with a non-rhetorical YES! But on the bright side, we can all take selfness that the day will never come that a child could imitate... THIS!
(We see one final clip of a vehicle called "The Kid Crusher" [which resembles and parodies The Star Destroyer from Star Wars] shooting lasers at a group of people as an alien pilot laughs. It turns out that Timmy is imitating the clip. With Cosmo as The Kid Crusher itself and Wanda as Timmy's helmet.)
Timmy: (Laughs for a while) I can't believe the day has come that we could imitate this! WOO-HOO! And I would never be able to do it without you guys!
Wanda: Yeah, but are you sure you know what you're doing!?
Timmy: Of course! (Takes out some Maho Mushi-themed trading cards) I know Maho Mushi better than any show on television!
Cosmo: I can't believe you never thought to wish for the Maho Mushi "Kid Crusher" before!
(He flies around town and eventually heads for the sky.)
Wanda: (worried) Timmy, I don't know, watching dangerous stunts on TV is one thing, but performing them in real life feels really dangerous!
Timmy: What makes you say that!?
(Timmy realizes that he's about to crash into an airplane and screams with Cosmo and Wanda.)
Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda at the same time: Gaaaahh!
Timmy: Wanda! I wish for the Banzai Bubble!
(Wanda grants his wish and replaces the Kid Crusher with the Banzai Bubble, thus causing Timmy to bounce off the plane and start falling. We then see Timmy's dad working hard cleaning up his office.)
Mr. Turner: (happily) Finally! I'm sure to win "Cleanest Office"! The one trophy I'll have that my arch enemy Dinkleberg won't!
(To Mr. Turner's surprise, Timmy (Still in his Banzai Bubble) bursts into his office, destroys everything by bouncing around and leaves.)
Mr. Turner's Boss: Congratulations Turner you win the cleanest off- (realizes the destruction that Timmy caused.) Good Heavens! Dinkleberg, Quick! Take this! (Hands over the award) and the raise that goes with it!
Dinkleberg: Neat!
Mr. Turner: (annoyed, grunts) Dinkleberg... (A piece of concrete falls on him.)
(After that, we see Mrs. Turner selling a glass house to Billy Joel.)
Mrs. Turner: This is the hardest home I ever had to sell but, here you go Mr. Joel! Here are the keys to your new glass house!
Billy Joel: Thanks! You know, I didn't wanna buy this, but you really wore me down!
Mrs. Turner: Just don't throw any stones! (chuckles) Once I hand you the keys, it's not my problem anymore!
(Just as Billy Joel grabs the keys, Timmy (Still in his Banzai Bubble) screams as he crashes into the entire glass house, shattering it to smithereens.)
Mrs. Turner: (sadly) I'll get a broom...
(Timmy's parents arrive in the exact same location after having their jobs ruined by Timmy.)
Mr. Turner: (gasps) Honey, our son just bounced wildly through my office destroying everything! (gasps) You see him?
Mrs. Turner: Yes, and he just destroyed the house I was about to sell!
Timmy: Gaaaaaah!
(Timmy crash lands onto his parents and the Banzai Bubble bursts as his parents angrily stare at him.)
Timmy: Uh...Ta-da?
(The Dark Warrior warps into a nearby alley. He uses his binoculars and sees Timmy being pulled back by his angry parents, who take him home to have a word for his behavior ruining their jobs.)
Timmy: You wouldn't be able to do this if I had the Maho Mushi Parent Puncher!
The Dark Warrior: Excellent... Mine for the taking...
(A police siren is heard, thus causing The Dark Warrior to hide in the dumpster and some cops arrive at the scene.)
Cop #1: Do you wanna have our coffee here?
Cop with mustache: Sure! I brought a whole buncha donuts!
(The cops sit on the dumpster.)
Cop with mustache: We can sit on the dumpster, for hours and hours and talk about life! (Scoots closer to the other cop.)
(We see the Turners' house where Timmy's parents scold Timmy for ruining their jobs and his reckless, immature behavior.)
Mr. and Mrs. Turner at the same time: (Furious) YOU COULD HAVE KILLED YOURSELF!
(Timmy is shown watching Maho Mushi and chants "Maho Mushi" over and over as he takes out his Maho Mushi trading cards and his parents discover that all the violence that Timmy imitated were all from that program he watched.)
Mr. Turner: (points at the TV in disgust) Ugh... Is this what you were imitating?
(Mrs. Turner turns the knob and switches the station to The Biographical Channel [A parody of The History Channel] which is currently broadcasting Dictator Week. [A parody of National Geographic's special features such as Shark Week and World War II history.])
Announcer: It's Dictator Week on The Biographical Channel! Channel 298 on Dimmadelphia Cable! See if you have what it takes to be a dictator!
Timmy: Aah! (Goes behind his parents...) Must, watch, (pushes them...) Maho Mushi! (And changes the channel back.)
Mrs. Turner: (sternly) Honestly Timmy, someday you're going to have to grow up! You're not a baby anymore, you know.
Mr. Turner: (angry about his son's actions) You dented a 747, destroyed Mr. Joel's glass house, and worse, Dinkleberg won my plaque!
(Timmy's dad sees Dinkleberg outside the window.)
Sheldon Dinkleberg: Fetch, Dinkle-dog! (Tosses his plaque) Hi, Turner! Better luck next month!
Mr. Turner: (even more annoyed; grunts) Dinkleberg...
(Timmy's mom sees Timmy copying the poses he sees on Maho Mushi and realizes that there is only one thing to prevent Timmy from watching Maho Mushi as she turns the TV off with the remote.)
Timmy: Aah! I was watching that!
(Mr. and Mrs. Turner put their feet down with Timmy by grounding him and taking away his TV privileges.)
Mrs. Turner: (calmly and firmly) Timmy, if we can't trust you not to imitate television, maybe you can't be trusted to even watch television!
Mr. Turner: (to Timmy, angrily) You're grounded, mister! And that means no TV either!
Timmy: (shocked) What!? You can't do that to me!
(Mr. and Mrs. Turner use another way to prevent Timmy from watching TV)
Mr. Turner: Ha! Not without help!
Mrs. Turner: (she opens the door as she says this) That's why we had Vicky come over! To make sure you don't watch any television while we go out!
(Vicky hisses like a snake, much to Timmy's horror)
Mr. Turner: Yeah! Because we're not grounded!
Vicky: Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Turner! Don't worry, the only thing Timmy's gonna watch while I'm here is his mouth!
(The smiley sticker from before falls off revealing the skull, which is enough to make Timmy scream and hide behind Mr. and Mrs. Turner.)
Timmy: (terrified and begging his parents not to leave him with Vicky) No! Don't leave me with her! She's evil!
Mr. and Mrs. Turner at the same time: (surprised) Evil?
Vicky: (pretending to be nice) Uh... Uh, that's silly! (Vicky brings out a model of Billy Joel's glass house and a "Best Dad" plaque from the bag as she says this.) Um, would an evil person bring gifts?
(Mr. and Mrs. Turner see the gifts that Vicky got for them, unaware that Vicky is evil)
Mrs. Turner: Wow! A glass house that reminds me of how furious I am at Timmy!
Mr. Turner: Hmm! And this plaque is twice as good as Dinkleberg's, I should go gloat. Bye!
(Mr. and Mrs. Turner leave.)
Vicky: Now then... (Brings out two massive flame throwers to get Timmy in trouble and torture him) Somebody say EVIL!?
(Timmy screams, hides in his room, and blocks the door with his drawer, bedside table, and his bed.)
Timmy: (breathing) Phew! (Heads to Cosmo and Wanda in their fishbowl, speaking sarcastically) Aw, gee! Mom and Dad have grounded me from watching TV! Whatever is a boy with fairies to do?
(Cosmo and Wanda look at each other and poof up a TV and a remote, in which he uses it to watch some more Maho Mushi.) [Which is ironic as the TV was the same one from a few seconds ago, but on the other side of the room. Even the chest was on that same side with the TV as well, but showed up on the other soon enough.]
Cosmo: (trying to prevent Timmy from disobeying his parents) Uh, Timmy, your parents said no TV, and they left Vicky here to make sure you don't watch it!
Timmy: (doesn't care) So? They didn't listen to me about Vicky, why should I listen to them about anything?
Wanda: (turns the TV off) Because they're your parents and you have to start listening to them. They only want what's best for you, and we're not always gonna be around, y’know.
Timmy: You're right, Wanda. (Cosmo and Wanda smile) You're gonna stay right here and make sure Vicky doesn't see what I'm doing while I wish for a magic remote that lets me go in TV, that way technically I'm not disobeying them.
Wanda: (sarcastically) Oh, nice loophole. Who do you think you are, Fairy Mason? (The Pink Magic Remote magically appears, and Timmy catches it)
Cosmo: Uh, you know, there are easier ways to get on TV. Have you considered a slow-speed chase?
Timmy: Let's…get…televised! (Timmy goes inside television)
Wanda: I've got a bad feeling about this.
Cosmo: Quiet! I'm watching Timmy! (Eats popcorn)
Timmy: Cool! I'm in the TV universe! So many choices, I don't know where to start! But since this thing has a Channel up and Channel down button, I guess we'll start at Channel 1! (Presses a button to go into Channel 1)
(He is on "The Futurellis" (a parody of The Jetsons) and he's flying in a ship)
Timmy: Sweet! I'm in "The Futurellis", The show about a futuristic Italian American family. The cool thing about this show is that all the characters are robots. The parents left their kids with robots all the time. Those robots try to boss me around, I'll just reprogram them.
Man: Hey, nice ship. It would be a shame If somethin’ happens to it.
Robot Dog: Hey, that cat owes me money.
(Then the dog chases the cat)
Robot Cat: I'm good for it. I only have three more lives. I need two more days.
(Then spin pizza platform goes crazy.]
Man: Maria! Stop this crazy thing!
Timmy: But why should I be in just one show... (then the cat slides down the ship) When I can be in all of them?
(Then he goes to Channel 2 into a parody of Rugrats called "Carpet Critters".)
Timmy: (voice-over): I'm in "Carpet Critters." I can't walk, talk, eat solid foods, or take care of myself in any way. I'm gonna have baby adventures! Hey, what am I supposed to do the rest of the show? (craps his diaper and crawls offscreen) Boy, this stuff writes itself.
Wanda: Where's he going?
Cosmo: He's a baby. He's going in his diapers.
(And then Timmy travels to Channel 3 into "Heavy Hal" which is a parody of Fat Albert)
Cosmo: And now he's going number 3.
(Cut to Timmy)
Timmy: Cool. Channel 3. This must be the home of the show where parents are rarely seen. (Then he runs into Heavy Hal and his friends) Hey Heavy Hal, can I jam with the band?
Heavy Hal: Yo, Yo, Yo, join in the show.
(He gives him a Pooper scooper; they start playing and a boy laughs)
Rudy: Ha! You're playing’ a Pooper Scooper.
[Then Timmy grosses out and drops it.]
Wanda: Ew. I hope Timmy washes his hands.
Cosmo: And those filthy kids.
Vicky: (trying to bust down Timmy's door) Hey squirt! Open up!
Wanda: Cosmo! It's Vicky!
Cosmo: Don't worry I have a plan. [he poofs up a guillotine] Okay.
[Wanda disapproves of this. She turns Cosmo into a disguised version of Timmy just as Vicky opens the door. Wanda turns back into a goldfish at the moment Vicky managed to push through all the furniture that was blocking the door.]
Vicky: What's going on in here?
Cosmo: Leave me alone! Can't you see I'm watching television in blatant disregard of my parents' direct orders? (nervous) I mean, don't come in, I'm naked! [he takes off his clothes]
Vicky: HA! You are so dead. [Vicky takes a picture of Cosmo being naked]
(She laughs evilly and then squeezes back through the door. Wanda poofs back into her fairy form and poofs Cosmo's clothes back on him.)
Wanda: (Sarcastically) Nice.
Cosmo: She's gone, isn't she? At least it can't get any worse.
The Dark Warrior: (spying on Cosmo, believing it is Timmy) You're mine now, you reckless punk.
(They show Dinkleberg's house)
Mr. Turner (offscreen): Open up, Dinkleberg.
(Dinkleberg opens the door)
Mr. Turner: Eat that, Sheldon. And look how shiny my plaque is.
(The light from the plaque is so bright, that it blinds The Dark Warrior, and he falls out of a tree)
Dinkleberg: You're right. That's one shiny plaque, Turner. (then he shows his plaque) Almost as shiny as this one Vicky gave me.
(Dinkleberg's plaque is so bright, it almost burns up Mr. Turner and destroys half of his clothes)
Mr. Turner: (Yelling) My eyes!
(Then, Mrs. Turner's phone rings and she answers it)
Mrs. Turner: Hello? (gasp) Timmy did what?!
(Vicky can now tell Mr. and Mrs. Turner that Timmy is watching TV as she turns the TV on)
Vicky: Turned on your TV as soon as you left. And that's not all. (However, rather than just doing that, she instead starts to lie to Mr. and Mrs. Turner by saying that Timmy destroyed their house as she breaks everything in the house) He broke your vase... (She breaks the vase and uses a paper shredder to shred the portrait) Precious family portrait... (burns the piano with her flame torch) Torched your piano... (She writes "My Parents Stink!" and "Dinkleberg Rulez" in purple spray paint on the wall) And wrote "My Parents Stink" and "Dinkleberg Rules" on your living room wall! [confused] Hello? (Cut to Dinkleberg's house) Can you hear me? Hello.
(And steam comes out of Dinkleberg's house as Mr. and Mrs. Turner become so enraged, they believed that Timmy did it, unaware that Vicky lied to them about Timmy destroying their house)
Mr. & Mrs. Turner: [furious] TIMMY!!!
Vicky: That twerp is gonna be in so much trouble. I should get my camera. (Evil laugh, and walks away)
[Timmy enters Channel 4.,"Jonny Hunt", which is a parody of Jonny Quest]
Boy: Jonny Hunt, we are in so much trouble.
(Jonny Hunt and his team are being chased by a creepy robot, and then Timmy comes in falling, then Jonny points his gun at Timmy)
Timmy: Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm on your side, Jonny Hunt. My name's Timmy, and I'm--.
Jonny Hunt: Look out! (They abandon Jonny's boat and land right next to a tree and creepy robot surrounds them) We're doomed!
Timmy: Oh, no, we're not. I wonder. (He points his remote at creepy robot) Pause. (The robot freezes) And erase. (And the robot disappears in thin air)
Man #1: Amazing. Well done, son. We could use a boy like you on our adventure team.
Timmy: But I'm only ten. You mean you'd let an unsupervised minor go on dangerous missions without worrying about his safety?
Man #2: Not without a really dangerous weapon. (He gives him a Bazooka)
Timmy: Cool! I can't wait to show this to Cosmo and Wanda.
[Timmy returns to the real world as Cosmo changes back into his fairy form.]
Timmy: Oh man! The TV universe is great. Did you see all that great stuff I did? Expect for the part with the pooper scooper, it was awesome! (He pulls his Bazooka out of his pants) And check this puppy out.
Wanda: Timmy, be careful. You're in the real world now. That is a dangerous adult weapon.
Timmy: So, what? Bazookas, floating attack vehicles, bouncing off airplanes. As long as I have you guys around, nothing can hurt me.
Cosmo: Right! At least until you're older.
Wanda: Cosmo, shush!
Timmy: (surprised) Older? What's that supposed to mean?
Cosmo: Uh...Uh... (He poofs up a shower and toilet and is taking a shower) Pay no attention to the very muscular fairy behind the shower curtain.
(Timmy flushes the toilet and makes the water of the shower very hot)
Cosmo: AAH! AAH! HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT! (Then he flies into the toilet to cool off)
Timmy: (confused) What do you mean older? What happens when I'm older?
Cosmo: Ah, Timmy. It's time for a little talk about something we fairies like to call, "The Wands and the Wings."
(Cosmo holds a pink sock puppet and a green sock puppet)
Cosmo: You see, when a mommy fairy and a daddy fairy love each other very much...
Wanda: Cosmo, no! Not that speech.
[She closes the toilet lid]
Cosmo: But I already had the puppets out.
Wanda: Timmy (She poofs up a projector and a movie screen to explain to Timmy the real reason of what happens when Timmy gets older), you know that Fairy Godparents are assigned to boys and girls who need them most, right?
Timmy: Right. Kids like me, because my parents are busy and my babysitter is, well, evil.
(The film starts. A clip shows an example of what Wanda means: it shows a happy little girl with blonde hair in two curly pigtails and wearing a light blue dress with her godparents, one indigo (male) and one red (female) in the shape of hamsters)
Wanda: (voice-over): And because you're ten and still young enough to believe in fairies.
(The clip shifts 6 years ahead and shows that the girl is now 16: she has her hair in three pigtails and lipstick, she now wears a light blue T-shirt with ripped sleeves that is cut short exposing her midriff, a black leather miniskirt, black boots and two goth bracelets)
Wanda: (voice-over): But there comes a point when that little kid becomes so grown-up... (She looks out her window to see her boyfriend on his motorcycle and runs out to him, she jumps on it as they ride off. The fairy hamsters turn back into fairies, sharing a look of sadness) they don't need magic anymore, (then a Fairy Cab pulls up to the window) and their fairies are called back to Fairy World.
(Then the cab poofs away. Then ordinary hamsters appear, replacing the fairies. The film ends and cuts back to Wanda)
Wanda: Once the fairies leave, the child forgets all about them, (she starts to poof away the film stuff) and all the remnants of the magic disappear forever, and the child grows up, just like everybody else.
Cosmo: Bitter and angry at the world.
Timmy: [shocked after hearing the real reason of what happens when Timmy gets older] Wait. You mean when I get older, I lose you guys forever, and I forget I ever had you? What else can go wrong?!
[To make matters worse, A knock is heard followed by evil laughter. Cosmo and Wanda turn back into goldfish just as the door comes down in flames to reveal Vicky, using a flamethrower to burn the door down laughing evilly and Timmy's parents [who are super furious at him, unaware that Vicky deceived them]. They look confused at what they saw.)
Timmy: [tries to hide his shame] Uh....This isn't what it looks like?
[He accidentally drops it and then the Bazooka blasted the roof off the house. The roof lands on the Masked Man standing on a tree, knocking him unconscious. Then Mr. Turner's boss drops by to give Mr. Turner a sack of money and a cleanest house plaque.]
Mr. Turner's Boss: Turner, I decided to give you a second chance and—Good Heavens! Dinkleberg, (He gives Dinkleberg a sack of money & his plaque) catch this nicest house plaque and the raise that goes with it.
(Cut to Dinkleberg)
Dinkleberg: (continues to celebrate) Sweet. Fetch, Dinkledog.
(Then his boss walks out in a bad mood. Then Mr. Turner is so angry as he finally becomes fed up with losing all of his awards and money to Dinkleberg which should've been awarded to him, he starts to scream in rage by ripping all of his hair out, becoming bald. Then, Mrs. Turner takes away Timmy's Magical Remote as she believes that Timmy defied both her and her husband and gives it to Vicky to prevent Timmy from using it, unaware that Vicky lied to them and their son is innocent.)
Mrs. Turner: [to Vicky] Here Vicky. Take this. We're going to have a word with our irresponsible son.
Vicky: Have a nice violent talk. (And she talks to Timmy) I'll see you tomorrow.
(She laughs evilly as she walks away. Timmy tries to chase after her.)
Timmy: HEY, WAIT! That's my remote!
(Then an infuriated Mr. Turner, sporting a bald head following his intense outburst of losing all of his awards and money to Dinkleberg, grabs Timmy's head and starts to furiously yell at him for his disobedience and his destructive behavior as they continue to harshly punish Timmy, unaware that Vicky destroyed their house and that Timmy is innocent.)
Mr. Turner: [furious] Which you deliberately used to disobey us, and then you busted up the house and wrote that lie on the wall! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
(Mr. Turner drops Timmy and Timmy tries to prove his innocence by explaining to his enraged parents that Vicky is responsible for the mess that happened.)
Timmy: But it's not my fault. It's Vicky's. She's evil. She's always being mean to me and always getting me into trouble.
(Mr. and Mrs. Turner still refuse to listen to Timmy about Vicky.)
Mrs. Turner: [sternly] Oh? Did she turn on your TV? Did she give you this Bazooka?
(Cut to Mr. Turner, who is trying to use the Bazooka at Dinkleberg's house.)
Mr. Turner: Which I can't fire at the Dinkleberg's house because it's out of ammo?
Timmy: [sadly] Well, no...
Mr. Turner: [to Timmy, angrily] Then why should we believe anything you say? (Timmy becomes depressed as his parents don't believe him, still unaware that Vicky is evil. Then him and Mrs. Turner leave Timmy's room in rage.) When I get back from the ammo store, YOU ARE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE, YOUNG MAN! (Leaves the room)
(Then Vicky pops back into Timmy's room.]
Vicky: Wow. I've never seen you so miserable. I should take another picture. (Then she takes another picture of Timmy and his goldfish) One for you... (Then she makes him put on a "Mary's Outfit" and holds a rope to a lamb) And one for the Internet. (She takes another picture, and she runs out)
(This is the last straw for Timmy as he becomes fed up with his parents not believing him about Vicky every time and for punishing him for all of the things that he did not do.)
Timmy: (Furious about his parents not believing him about Vicky again) They didn't believe me about Vicky again! (He takes off the outfit) I AM SO SICK OF THAT!
Wanda: Aw, Timmy, they're just trying to raise you to be a mature, responsible adult. Everybody has to grow up sometime.
(Timmy changes the channels and learns that the characters he watches on TV have stayed the same age forever.)
Timmy: Not the Futurellis. Not Heavy Hal. Not Jonny Hunt. They've all been the same age forever. And if I was a kid forever, I'd never have to lose you guys!
Wanda: Ooh, I don't like where this is going.
Cosmo: Neither do the puppets.
Timmy: I do. (He jumped over, lands on the TV and chooses to run away from home and live in the TV Universe) I’m going into television... Where nobody ever grows up, ever. I wish for another Magic Remote. [A new remote which is green with pink buttons magically appeared] I'm running away, and I'm running away into television!
(Cut to The Dark Warrior, who makes it out of the glass)
The Dark Warrior: (woke up) How long have I been out? (Then he spots Timmy with the magic remote) The remote. There's still time.
(Cut back to Timmy inside the tree, writing a letter to his parents.)
Timmy: Don't bother looking for me because you'll never, ever, ever find me.
Cosmo: Ever! What? It helps with the drama.
Timmy: Good-bye (He puts the note on the TV) forever!
(Then he starts to go into the TV, and then The Dark Warrior just drops in.)
The Dark Warrior: Stop, wait!
(The Dark Warrior, jumps into the TV too. Then Timmy's parents open the door, ready to punish Timmy even harder, with Mr. Turner's hair magically reappearing, despite being pulled out earlier.)
Mr. Turner: Well, we've got the ammo.
(Timmy's parents discover that Timmy is not here.)
Both: (Gasps)
Mrs. Turner: "Goodbye Forever"? (We see that “ever” is spelled “evur”. She grabs the note and discovers that Timmy ran away) He's gone! (Silently cries)
Mr. Turner: (pushes his wife and becomes outraged as he discovers the misspelling on the note) And he misspelled "ever", oh but he can spell Dinkleberg just fine! (Crumbles the note in frustration and becomes angry about his son's disappearance, despite he and Mrs. Turner harshly yelling at their son and falsely accusing him for destroying their house as it was acutally Vicky who destroyed their house earlier. In the TV Universe, The Dark Warrior tries to stop Timmy, but ends up landing in Channel 50.)
The Dark Warrior: (wakes up in a parody of Strawberry Shortcake called "Paula Poundcake") Where am I?
Paula Poundcake: Hi. I'm Paula Poundcake, and this is Pup Tart. (Her dog comes out and she grabs him)
Pup Tart: Bark! Bark! (Then she takes a bite of his nose) Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark!
Donnie Donut: And I'm Donnie Donut, and even though I'm a boy, I still think this place is swell.
Everyone: Our icing is nicing!
Paula Poundcake: Are you made of Licorice? (Tries to bite him)
The Dark Warrior: Get back, you frosted freaks. (He tries to hit them with a candy cane) Back!
Everyone: OOH!
Timmy: If my parents don't care what I have to say, we're going where nobody cares about what adults have to say.
Cosmo: Kentucky?
Timmy: Nope.
(They travel into Channel 75 where "Walnuts" is airing its Hanukkah special, which is a parody of the Peanuts Hanukkah special “A Charlie Brown Christmas”)

Part 2

Timmy: The kid friendly world of "Walnuts." This will be a perfect place to live.
Cosmo: Yeah. They don't even show adults on this cartoon.
Wanda: Oh, and look. We landed right in the middle of their Hanukkah special.
(Timmy goes over and places a star shaped necklace on a nine-candlestick holder. It bends to the right due to the weight of the necklace, much to Timmy's dismay.)
Boy #1: It's the Great Menorah, Chuckie Black! Oh. (He passes out)
Man (offscreen): Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.
Timmy: What? No, I didn't hurt him.
Man: Blah blah blah.
Timmy: No, really, he fainted.
Man: Blah blah blah.
Timmy: Do we have to involve the police?
Wanda: (red and blue flashing lights are seen in the window) Apparently, that's a yes.
Timmy: I should have known parents would ruin this place, too. Come on!
(they head to the TV)
Cosmo: But—But—But I wanna see the Great Menorah appear in the Bagel Patch.
(They enter the next cartoon, which is "Space Spectre", a parody of Space Ghost)
Timmy: Now, this is more like it. Fighting alongside the Space Spectre and his army of intergalactic kid crime-fighters.
Cosmo: What's perfect about this? I'm a monkey in a mask! Why does a monkey need a secret identity? So, nobody knows I'm a monkey? Should my tail have a mask?
Wanda: (Thinks for a minute) Wait. Is this another show where kids get dangerous weapons?
Timmy: Just this Ghost Gauntlet. But don't worry. It's perfectly safe.
[Then Timmy pushes a button on the Ghost Gauntlet which zaps a hole in the glass window at the front of the spaceship. They all get sucked through the hole and are now flying through space.]
Wanda: Oh no! We're in the airless vacuum of space without helmets!
Cosmo: Wanda and I don't have to breathe because we're magic, but you're doomed. [Laughs]
No, I'm not. In this show, the laws of nature don't apply. Watch. (flies off with Cosmo and Wanda) There's nothin' to worry about.
(They continue flying through space, until they stop and are blocked by an invisible shield. A spaceship materializes)
The Dark Warrior: Timmy Turner don't move. (He presses a button that produces a tractor beam, which makes Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda freeze.
Timmy: Who is that guy, and how does he even know who I am?
Cosmo: Maybe it's because your mask isn't very good. (We zoom into Vicky's room, at her house as she watches her own TV)
Vicky: "Space Spectre"? That's such a dumb show. I totally know that's a monkey. What else is on?
Man: Tonight, we'll discuss the rising debt ceiling, the trade deficit, and a bunch of other stuff you don't care about.
Vicky: "Politically Inaccurate"? There's no violence on that show.
Politician: Let me explain this in the most boring way I can.
(A little video screen pops up and it’s revealed it's about wrestling.)
Vicky: Wrestling! Now, that's violent. [Chuckles]
(She presses another button on the remote and something magically changes in the show.)
Announcer: Welcome back to... (Then, magically the whole sets change into....) "Politically Inaccurate Smashdown!" (a parody of Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher and WWE Friday Night SmackDown) Let's prepare to debate!
(Then, a bell rings. As politicians are wrestling each other and debate at the same time)
Political Wrestler #1: Taxes are too high!
Political Wrestler #2: Eat my right wing, punk.
(Vicky is shocked at what she just saw.)
Vicky: Hey, this remote changes things in there and makes them become real out here. I wonder... (She looks at the TV Guide. She presses another button on the remote and changes the channel again)
(Vicky changes the channel to "The Million Dollar Spin" Show, a parody of Wheel of Fortune.)
Game Show Host: Today we're giving away $1 million dollars! (A game show contestant named Jerry, spins the wheel. And it lands on "One Million $")
Game Show Host: Congratulations, Jerry. You've won... $1 Million dollars!
Jerry: Awesome! I'm going to give it all to charity.
Vicky: What? Why can't that be me?! (Angry, she slams the remote which sends her into the TV trading places with Jerry)
Game Show Host: And here's your money Jerry. (Through his earpiece, the producers are informing him of something) What's that? Whoa, Jerry. Bad news. You're only 16. You have to be 18 to play.
Vicky: Darn it!
[She hits the remote causing her to age from 16 to 18. Vicky's breasts begin to grow, and an earring appears on her ear, giving her the appearance of Vicky in her twenties.]
Game Show Host: Okie Dokie! Happy two additional birthdays, Jerry.
Vicky: I accidently hit fast forward, and this thing made me older. Oh my gosh, this remote can do anything!
Game Show Host: You are right! And now that you're 18 and have your million dollars, what are you going to do next?
Vicky: (looks at the TV Guide) Dictator Week? I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. Get to the Biographical Channel and change history, so I can take over the world.
Game Show Host: Jerry seems really happy and on fire!
Wanda: Can't... reach... wand.
Cosmo: Can't... stop thinking... about ham.
Timmy: Can't... stand speaking... in short bursts... of dialogue.
The Dark Warrior: Surrender the remote, and I'll send you all back home.
Timmy: Never! (He grabs his magic remote and tries to press the button) (Then Timmy and the others disappear and are out of the tractor beam. They enter into another channel.]
(They have arrived at a stone age cartoon, while we hear sitcom laughter.)
Wanda: Where are we?
Cosmo: Flint? Bones? Meat? Oh my gosh! We're in the Meatflints! (a parody of The Flintstones) (laughter)
Timmy: Exactly! Hey, since outer space was lame, maybe we can try being a modern stone-aged family.
(Timmy presses a TV remote, and a bird flies out and turns on the TV.)
Cosmo: Ha! All right! It's a bird and a remote control. I wonder what this gadget does? (It turns out that he hits a tiger's tail. And it roars at him) Ahh, it eats!
[The tiger starts to chase them around while passing the couch, chair and lamp.)
Wanda: Hey, didn't we already run past that couch, chair, and lamp? (laughter)
Bird: Eh, it's a cycle.
(They run out of the house and get into a car.)
Timmy: I don't understand. If the cars are powered by feet, shouldn't we just keep running?
Cosmo: Aren't feet also powered by feet?
Timmy: This place is lame. I don't wanna live in a world when your household appliances can eat you and they have to use the same background over and over again.
(Suddenly The Dark Warrior appears again on a pterodactyl)
The Dark Warrior Surrender, Timmy Turnstone!
Timmy: He's gaining on us. We have to move faster. We'll have to get to the next channel, where everything is fast.
Cosmo: Ah! We're gonna need more feet!
[Timmy presses the button on the remote, and teleports everyone into Go, Go Racer (a parody of Speed Racer). Timmy jumps into his race car and gets ready to go until he's met with his "Pop")
Pop: Absolutely not. You cannot race in this race. It's much too dangerous.
Timmy: But, Pop, I must. I must race in this race. I am a Racer. I race with speed, and racing with speed is what I must do. Ahh! Ooh! Aah!
(Every racer is lined up at the starting line and about to start the race)
Announcer: This is a very dangerous race. Many of you will not make it out of this race alive. And that is why we are broadcasting it live around the world.
(Suddenly The Dark Warrior appears again, but this time, he comes out of one of the broadcasting cameras. He steals one of the racer's cars in order to be in the race)
Announcer: Go, Racers, Go! Ahh! Ooh! Aah!
(The racers take off. Suddenly, everything starts to explode: One of the racer's cars, the announcer's stand, even the state officials. At the mountain pass, The Dark Warrior finally catches up with Timmy)
Timmy: You! Get away from me. Ooh! Aah! Ooh! (sees a ridge up ahead) Aah!
(Timmy puts a quarter in the steering wheel, and him and The Dark Warrior jump off the ridge and into the canyon.)
The Dark Warrior: Stop. I just wanna talk to you.
Timmy: Yeah, sure. Why should I believe you? You're an adult, which means you're not a child, and if you're not a child, you're an adult. And if you're an adult, that means I shouldn't listen to you. Ooh! Aah! Ooh! (sees a forest ahead of him and screams)
(Timmy puts another quarter in the car and lasers the trees ahead of him. Then, Cosmo, and Wanda came back off the car. This time, Cosmo is a monkey (again), without his mask, and Wanda is wearing overalls and a striped cap.)
Cosmo: Oh, great. I'm a monkey again. Where's my mask? The world will know who I am.
Wanda: Timmy, look out! Aah! Ooh! Aah!
(Timmy turns his wheels to climb the mountain as The Dark Warrior ejects from his crushed car and Timmy wins the race.)
Audience: Aah! Ooh! Aah!
Timmy: Now this is more like it.
(The Pop emerges from the crowd and starts to furiously scream at Timmy for disobeying him and participating in the race, similar to how Timmy's parents did to Timmy earlier before he ran away in lived in the TV Universe.)
Pop: [Furious] How could you race in this race? You're too young to race in this very dangerous race! You could've gotten yourself killed! You need to grow up. Aah! Ooh! Aah! Ooh!
Timmy: [completely annoyed as he already had enough of being screamed at by adults in the real world earlier] Ugh, if I wanted to get screamed at by an adult, I could have stayed at home. (changes the channel)
(And so they travel from Channel 193 to Channel 194 where they're in a dark spooky forest dressed from the ‘70s)
Timmy: Sweet! This would be a perfect place to live! Our ride should be here right about...now.
(Suddenly a van comes up as Cosmo and Wanda turns into dogs with beanies.)
Timmy: It's Snooper Dog and the Clue Crew (a parody of Scooby Doo, Where Are You?).
Wanda: Are those kids even old enough to drive?
Timmy: Nope; and even though they're teenagers, their parents let them drive around solving mysteries with a talking dog.
Snooper Dog: Put the sizzle in Fanizzle y'all.
Timmy: I'm sorry, what?
(Suddenly the Clue Crew gets scared)
Snooper Dog: Fawizzle! Fawizzle! Shazizzle!
Timmy: Yeah, does anybody understand what that dog is saying?
Shaggy-like Clue Crew Member: He's sayin', like, run! (pointing to a giant monster)
(Everyone gets inside and starts boarding up the door until the monster was right behind Snooper Dog and he freaks out)
Bird: Eh, it's a chase scene.
(Suddenly Timmy bumps into the Velma-like Clue Crew Member wearing her glasses)
Timmy: Ah, can't see! Can't see! (Accidentally bumps into the monster who falls down the stairs and it lands in a barrel) I knew that if I came here, you'd help me solve the mystery of who's been chasing me.
Velma-like Clue Crew Member: Now let's see who the monster really is.
Timmy: Although, I already have an idea. (Unmasks the monster revealing it to be The Dark Warrior.)
Clue Crew: A guy in a mask?!
(The Dark Warrior breaks out of the barrel as Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda goes into the TV. The Dark Warrior follows after them.)
Shaggy-like Clue Crew Member: Like, what the heck was that, Snoop?
Snooper Dog: Yo, man. I don't have all the answers, y'all.
(Back in the real world, Mr. and Mrs. Turner stopped by at A.J.'s house to see if his friends Chester and A.J. have seen him while searching for Timmy after their son ran away, because they didn't believed him about Vicky and for being mean to him as well as searching for clues about Vicky being evil.)
A.J.: I'm sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Turner, but Timmy's not here. We haven't seen him since school.
Chester: Why'd he run away anyway?
Mr. Turner: [tries to explain that they punished Timmy by banning him from watching TV] Well, we told him he couldn't watch television anymore.
Chester: [angrily because Mr. and Mrs. Turner were selfish that they scolded Timmy and were big jerks to him] You fiends! He should've gotten rid of you when he had the chance!
Mrs. Turner: [also explains that before Timmy ran away, he tried to explain to them that Vicky is evil] And then he was trying to tell us a ridiculous story about Vicky being an evil babysitter.
(Chester and A.J. look at each other nervously.)
Mr. Turner: (Suspiciously) Chester, A.J., is there something you wanna tell us?
Mrs. Turner: Do you think Vicky's evil?
(Suddenly, a few video cameras pop up including one in a teddy bear with a microphone and behind a "Vicky Isn't Watching You" poster making them scared.)
A.J.: (starts to nervously lie to Mr. and Mrs. Turner) Nope! No way! She's the greatest babysitter ever. [looks at the teddy bear camera] And I'm not just saying that because she has hidden cameras everywhere.
Chester: No! (Smacks bear down) No! This is our chance. We can finally tell the world about Vicky! (Grabs Mr. Turner) Listen to me you! Vicky is... (Suddenly he is shocked by a leg bracelet) Vicky is... (shocked again) Vic... (shocked again) Ah, never mind. (The leg bracelet pulls out cheese) Oh boy, cheese!
Mrs. Turner: [worried about her son's disappearance] Our little boy is out there somewhere. We have to find him.
Mr. Turner: And we will, honey. We will. But first, mine! (Takes Chester's cheese)
Chester: Hey! (Shocked again)
[Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda are now in a show called Blackbird (A parody of Batman: The Animated Series)]
Timmy: Awesome! This is gonna be great.
Cosmo: What's so great about this show?
Timmy: Are you kidding? I'm in the world of Blackbird and Sparrow. (Heads towards a mantle, pressed the button and the bookcase reveals his Sparrow costume) In this world, I can put on this supercool crime-fighting suit.
(Timmy dresses up as Sparrow, a parody of Robin)
Cosmo: Neat.
(Timmy flips Cosmo over a table)
Timmy: That gives my tiny 10-year-old body enhance strength and agility. And best of all, with my secret identity, no one will know who I am. This place rocks. I should have thought about leaving a long time ago.
(Suddenly, Cosmo and Wanda are trapped in a net)
Timmy: You!
The Dark Warrior: Your channel surfing days are over.
(The Dark Warrior tackles Timmy and the heroes down the stairs into a giant birdcage.)
Timmy: Cool, The Birdcage. Blackbird's secret paper-lined headquarters. Nice try, pal. I'm not afraid of you here. On this show, the good guy always wins.
The Dark Warrior: You young fool. Don't you understand? (Unmasks himself) I am the good guy!
Timmy: [shocked] WHAT?! An older version of me? That's impossible! You can't be me! I'm not supposed to get older! GET AWAY FROM ME! (Future Timmy jumps for the remote) Pause! (presses the "Pause" button and freezes Future Timmy) I don't get it. If I'm the good guy and he's me, who's the bad guy?
Vicky: The twerp is here too?! Well, not for long.
(Vicky presses the remote to transport into the channel. Moments later, Future Timmy wakes up tied to a chair)
Future Timmy: Huh? What? Where am I?
Timmy: That's a good question. If you're supposed to be me, why don't you know where you are?
Future Timmy: I-
Timmy: Pause! [freezes his future self again]
Wanda: Timmy, he's you as a grownup. He doesn't remember anything to do with the fact he had fairies. He probably doesn't even remember he wished for the remote.
(Timmy unfreezes his future self)
Future Timmy: Stop that! You gotta listen to me. We gotta stop her.
Timmy: Who her? And where are you from? It's time you told me what's goin' on.
Future Timmy: Time. Time is the key word.
(Flashback)
Future Timmy VO: My world is ruled by an evil dictator who can't be stopped. I was part of the Resistance. I secretly inserted myself amongst the ranks of her security forces to gain her trust. When word linked to her about a resistance attempt to travel back in time and change history, I knew I had to be the one to go back.
(Flashback ends)
Future Timmy: I knew in my heart that that remote gave her the power to take over the world. We have to destroy it before she finds it.
Timmy: We? [laughs] I'm not leaving. I'm not goin’ anywhere.
Future Timmy: You have to. Without us, the future will remain a desolate wasteland.
Timmy: Whatever. I'm never gonna grow up and I'm gonna stay here forever. So, it's not my problem.
[A massive explosion occurs, making them fall backwards. Vicky was controlling the Black Bird mech with the pink remote around her neck.]
Future Timmy: There's two remotes?
Vicky: Check out the fun destructive things you find lying around a stately mansion.
(Then Future Timmy breaks free from the ropes he was tied under)
Future Timmy: For the record, I could have done that anytime. Now, RUN!
(They ran has Vicky then shots the cage and then the headquarters fall down a cliff and rolls down the hill.)
Timmy: In retrospect, maybe hanging a gigantic headquarters by a small metal ring wasn't such a cool idea.
Wanda: You think?
Timmy: No! She's ruining EVERYTHING!!
Vicky: So long, suckers! I'm off to Dictator Week and then to take over the world!
Timmy: Thanks for the save.
Future Timmy: Hey, you're a hero now. That's what heroes do. You ready to stop Vicky and save the world?
Timmy: [shakes Future Timmy's hand] I am now. Let's go.
[And so, Timmy and his friends began to head to the next channel and Blackbird himself arrives on the scene.]
Blackbird: [shocked] My stuff. CURSE YOU, QUIZZLER!
[Back in Dimmsdale, Mr. and Mrs. Turner go to Vicky's house to talk to her parents about Timmy's disappearance and their daughter being evil.]
Mr. Turner: And then, he just ran away.
Mrs. Turner: He was so upset about your daughter, Vicky, we thought you two be able to tell us something.
Mr. Turner: Like...if she's evil?
(Shocked, Vicky's parents do a spit-take at the Turners. Suddenly blasters with targets, three missiles and tasers scare them even more.)
Vicky's Dad: (reading note card nervously) Vicky is the kindest, sweetest, and most thoughtful daughter a parent could ask for. If you see her, could you tell her we said that? Exactly the way she wrote it? Please?
Vicky's Mom: (stands up, changing the time on her watch) Well, is it that late already? (Pushes them out) It's a shame you have to leave and never come back. (Takes their drinks back)
(Tootie, who was above in her bedroom, overhears their conversation and learns that Timmy has ran away because his parents cruelly and selfishly didn't listen to him about her older sister being evil.)
Tootie: Timmy's missing? He's gone?!
[Mrs. and Mrs. Turner get in the car, feeling bad for not listening to Timmy and being mean to him.]
Mrs. Turner: [tearfully] We're never going to find him! Oh, why didn't we listen to him?
Mr. Turner: Oh, now honey, don't give up. Even though this is all your fault, you never know when a clue might come crashing through the windshield.
(Suddenly, a note pinned to a Timmy Doll broke through in the windshield and Mrs. Turner picks up the doll.)
Mrs. Turner: (reading note) If you want more information about Vicky and why Timmy ran away, meet me at the following address in 30 minutes. Signed, ...
Mr. and Mrs. Turner: Deep Toot?
Mr. Turner: (chuckles) What? Deep Toot? Come on. That's hilarious!
[Mrs. Turner becomes concerned of her husband. Meanwhile, on channel 290, we see a into a house near a barn zooms inside, and we see Vicky as a squirrel, laughing evilly while holding the remote and leaves the scene. A live action man appears, doing a cartwheel and flips to the audience, introducing himself. We're in a parody of Blue's Clues]
Jeff: Hi, kids! I'm Jeff. (he runs close to the camera) Ignore the shaving cut and the 5 o'clock shadow. I'm really a kid, just like you. Hey. Let's go find some hints...Some Clint's Hints! Come on!
[Timmy, as a piglet, Future Timmy, as a mallard duck, Cosmo and Wanda as a fork and spoon (silverware) appear in Clint's Hints.]
Future Timmy: Why are those pink and green characters following us everywhere?
Timmy: Oh, they're my goldfish. They accidentally fell into the TV with me, and they change just like we do...?
Future Timmy: Makes as much sense as anything else here.
Timmy: Wow, I'm as gullible as any other adult when I grow up. I mean, oh no... a Vicky print. You know what that means!
Jeff: A footprint! That's a hint! (He runs close to the camera) A Clint Hint! Now we have a clue is to where Vicky might be! (Laughs crazily)
Timmy: (checking the guide) OK, we're on Channel 290 right now.
Future Timmy: Right, and she's heading for the Biographical Channel, which is 298.
Timmy: And "Maho Mushi" is on 297.
Future Timmy: Now, that I remember. Stupid, violent. Which is why I watch it every day. Come on, we have to focus on the mission. We have to stop Vicky. (The 4 run to the TV leaving Clint's Hints.)
(The channel changes to Ted and Jimmy (a parody of Tom and Jerry), with Cosmo, Wanda, and the two Timmys as mice.)
Future Timmy: (looks at the destruction outside the mousehole) She's already been through here.
Cosmo: What makes you say that?
Future Timmy: Be careful. With that remote, she could be anywhere, or anything.
Cosmo: Wow. A walking lamp, with a hammer. You don't see any of those anymore.
(Future Timmy pulls on the lamp to reveal Vicky as a cat. Everyone screams and starts to run away. Timmy opens the cabinet slamming an ironing board and iron in Vicky's face. Wanda appears in front of the camera.)
Wanda: (blocking the violence) Wow. You don't see cartoon violence like that anymore.
Cosmo: (blocking the violence) Killer ironing boards too. Those things are really rare.
[Timmy begins to pull out a tiny hammer and then smashes on her foot hard. Cosmo appears in front of the camera.]
Cosmo: (blocking the violence) Hey, that's violent too. Didn't they have censors back then?
(Vicky screams. Timmy moves out the way as Future Timmy slingshots a giant dog towards Vicky, scaring her. She scurries not to be bitten by the dog as she heads into the TV and the dog turns into a table. Vicky comes back and throws mousetraps to the floor.]
Wanda: It's amazing how much imitatable violence they showed back in the 1940s.
Cosmo: I know. Everyone know how dangerous mousetraps are. Oh! Oh boy! Cheese!
[Cosmo accidentally sets off the mousetraps as the heroes jump on the furniture-turned-dog into the TV)
Cosmo: And furniture made from dogs. This place has got everything.

Part 3

[In the Looney Tunes parody, Rabid Rabbit.]
Cosmo: What's up, dork?
Duck: She went that way.
[Later on, Timmy and the others enter a stop motion Christmas TV movie, a parody of Rankin/Bass' stop motion Christmas specials; particularly Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and Frosty the Snowman)]
Timmy: She's already been here, and she destroyed Christmas.
Cosmo: Ew, We're elves?
Wanda: We've been demoted!
Comet: My name is Comet. What are you two elves think you're doing? Clean up this mess while I make fun of that freak with the glowing red nose.
Timmy: Wow. On this show, even the adult animals mess things up.
Wanda: You know, I remember this show being a lot nicer.
(Suddenly pellets started falling down)
Cosmo: Ah! And a lot cleaner. Watch where you step.
Wanda: Oh, boy! Chocolate!
Cosmo: I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
(The scene changes to two elves making a snowman that came to life)
Snowman: Hey, I'm alive! Happy Birthday! Ahh! (Accidentally ran over by the Timmys)
(The Timmys take a sleigh ride around the area)
Future Timmy: I remember this. This is the Christmas special I'd used to watch every year with my parents.
Timmy: You remember doing stuff with mom and dad?
Future Timmy: Yeah. I remember opening presents on Christmas morning. I also remember coloring Easter eggs and the time I broke the Dinkleberg's window with my baseball...
Future Timmy and Timmy: And Dad was so proud! Man, our parents.
Timmy: [worried] Yeah. I... I wonder if they know I'm gone.
[Meanwhile, in the real world, Timmy's parents arrive in the parking building to get answers from Deep Toot to prove their son's innocence and the truth about Vicky.]
Mrs. Turner: It's 6:45. Where's Deep Toot?
Mr. Turner: (chuckles)
(Suddenly, they see a small, coated figure. It's revealed that Deep Toot is Tootie in disguise. The Turners exit out of the car.)
Mrs. Turner: Are you Deep Toot?
Mr. Turner: (chuckles)
Tootie: Yes, I am. (pulls out a book of Vicky pictures of her doing the stuff she did and blamed Timmy when Timmy was in television) Your babysitter, Vicky, she's meaner than you know. (Kicks the book to them) The vase, the picture, the piano. Vicky ruined them all and blamed Timmy.
Mr. Turner: (gasps) Hey! She's key scratching "Vicky was here!" on my car! I punished Timmy for key-scratching "Vicky was here!" on my car! Why would she do that?
Tootie: Some say it's to make parents think their kids are horrible, so they'll hire her more often.
Mr. Turner: Leaping Leg holes! She's using my underwear to clean the toilet!
Mrs. Turner: And I punished Timmy for that: by making him eat chocolate. Which in retrospect, isn't a very good punishment after all.
Mr. Turner: Unless it's that reindeer chocolate.
Tootie: Some say she's insane. Me? I say she's evil. I think she's icky. Icky with a V.
[Mr. and Mrs. Turner finally discover that their son was actually telling the truth, thus discovering who Vicky really is.]
Mr. Turner: (surprised) Gah! Wait a minute. Chip Skylark's hit song, "Icky Vicky", suddenly makes sense!
Mrs. Turner: (discovers the truth) Oh, my gosh! Timmy was right! Vicky is terrible! Oh, Deep Toot, how can we ever thank---
[Tootie is now gone, and Mr. and Mrs. Turner now feel guilty and horrified for not listening to Timmy about Vicky and being cruel to their son.]
Mr. Turner: She's gone!
Mrs. Turner: We should've listened to Timmy.
Mr. Turner: You have to tell him you're sorry. And wherever he is, wherever he's hiding, we know one thing for sure.
Mr. and Mrs. Turner: He's watching television.
(The Turners head back in their car)
Mr. Turner: Deep Toot. (laughs) Oh man. That kills me. Who was that girl anyway?
Mrs. Turner: I don't know, but she left this. (Reads note) I am not Vicky's sister.
Mr. and Mrs. Turner: (thinking) Hmmm.
[Meanwhile, Timmy and the others are now in a Simpsons parody called The Feldmans. He rides on Cosmo as a skateboard while he wore Wanda as a helmet.]
Cosmo: I don't understand. Why would Vicky run in here?
Timmy: This is the longest running animated show on television. Vicky could be in any of these episodes.
Wanda: The nuclear plant.
[Vicky, with a ladybug body was chipping "Vicky was here" on the nuclear plant tower, laughing evilly.]
Timmy: Oh no. I can't stop her myself. As much as it kills me to say this. I need adult help.
(The first adult is a clown [who is a parody of Krusty the Clown], the second adult talks to Timmy in a weird language [who is a parody of Ned Flanders] and the third one burps and farts [who is a parody of Barney Gumble])
Timmy: [annoyed] Oh, come on! Is every adult on this show a moron?
(Vicky had finished chipping the tower and flies off. With that, the nuclear plant bursts, sending toxic waste onto the streets.]
Future Timmy: Come on!
(Future Timmy grabs Timmy and skates them into a house and landed on the couch.)
Timmy: Nice moves.
Future Timmy: Thanks. I learn those at your age.
[Future Timmy tries to jump into the TV but he keeps bumping through the wall until he manages to get in.]
Cosmo: What's wrong with him?
Timmy: It's this channel. It makes all of the adults even stupider. Come on!
(Now they are in Poppyseed Avenue, a parody of Sesame Street.]
Vicky: Today's show is brought to you by the letter V! [laughing evilly]
(Vicky jumps into the TV. Timmy and the others arrive.)
Timmy: This way! Quick!
Cosmo: I never felt more alive! Get it? Felt?
[The group crash into the TV]
Timmy: Ah!
Future Timmy: [grunting]
Wanda: Whoa!
Cosmo: Wheee!
[The others enter Adolescent Genetically Altered Karate Cows; a parody of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and grab hold of the credits.]
Future Timmy: Now where are we?
Timmy: Channel 297. We're on the end credits of Adolescent Genetically Altered Karate Cows. The next program is Maho Mushi. Hang on to the credits. They'll pull us into the show.
Wanda: Wow. These credits are moving fast.
Cosmo: They're animation credits. They go by really fast because people don't care about them.
(A laser hits them. The four look up and saw Vicky in a robotic cow spaceship.)
Vicky: Say "the end", twerp!
Timmy: Aah!
(Timmy falls off from the credits.)
Wanda: Timmy!
(Future Timmy saves his present self by using his grappling hook gun to pull him back up to the credits)
Timmy: Thanks! Man, I'm a lot less selfish in the future, aren't I?
Future Timmy: It's all part of growing' up, kid.
(Vicky shoots a ray directly at Future Timmy hitting his time travel belt)
Timmy: Wait, what's going' on?
Future Timmy: She's damaged my time travel belt. It's the only thing keeping me tethered to the present.
Vicky: We interrupt this program for a sudden cancellation!
Timmy: NO!
(Timmy uses the Cancel Button to erase Vicky's cow rocket, making Vicky fall down but she climbs towards the credits.)
Future Timmy: It's up to you now. You can stop her in Maho Mushi. You can change the future.
Timmy: But if I change my future, you won't exist!
Future Timmy: Sure, I will. And I'll exist in a future worth getting to. You can to it, Timmy. You're a great kid, I know.
(Future Timmy disappears back into his time)
Timmy: No... Come back! Please, please! (screams) Every time there's something cool in my life! Every time! Vicky ruins it! And I'm not gonna let her ruin anything else. There it is, Maho Mushi.
Cosmo: But you're not in that show.
[Timmy changes the guide that says, "Starring Vicky and Timmy."]
Timmy: I am now. Oh, wait. [switches names] Top billing, much better.
(The scenes change back to Dimmadelphia Cable where Mr. and Mrs. Turner meet with Doug Dimmadome and ask for his help after finally realizing their mistake of not listening to Timmy about Vicky and for being nasty at him.)
Doug Dimmadome: Welcome to the offices of Dimmadelphia Cable. I'm Doug Dimmadome, owner and president. (Presses the Security button constantly) What can I do for you two while I wait for security to show up and throw you out?
Mrs. Turner: Oh please, Mr. Dimmadome, our son Timmy ran away because we didn't believe him when he said that Vicky was evil.
Doug Dimmadome: What? Haven't you ever heard of that Chip Skylark song, Icky Vicky?!?!
Skylark: Hey Vicky, you're so-so-icky, Just the thought of being' around you makes me oh-so-sicky.
Doug Dimmadome: What'd you think that song was about anyway? Pumpkins?
Mr. Turner: Yes.
Mrs. Turner: We have to get a message to Timmy and let him know we're sorry.
Doug Dimmadome: Timmy, eh? Well, he did help me find my long-lost son. But, then again, he tried to thwart my attempt to bulldoze Dimmsdale Flats. He also got in the way of getting' the Striker Z race car. Then again it was a screaming' metal deathtrap. On the other hand...
[Mr. and Mrs. Turner take their chance to sneak into the studio and send a apology to Timmy.]
Mr. Turner: [nervously] Come on. While he's babbling incoherently in that odd Southern draw, let's get a televised message to Timmy. What do you think he's watching?
Mrs. Turner: Well, whatever it is, it's smartly written, well-throughout, and highly educational.
[Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda finally enter Maho Mushi, the Japanese anime show, a parody of Dragon Ball Z.]
Timmy: Here we are. The super violent world of Maho Mushi.
Cosmo: How could anything this small and adorable be super and violent? (Accidentally blasts two holes in the stadium) You should start listening to me more.
Timmy: Ok, this is it. The last channel before Channel 298. We have to stop Vicky right here or they're gonna get to the next channel and take over the world.
Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! TIME FOR THE SUPER VIOLENT, ACTION DANGER OF MAHO MUSHI!!!!
[Vicky appears now wearing a black cape.]
Timmy: Vicky?!?! Me-shaka!
Vicky: BANZAI BUBBLE!!! (blocks the attack) Do you think you can stop me here? Ha! This is the kind of super violent Japanese action show where I learn all my evil babysitting techniques!
Timmy: Forget it, Vicky! The only way you're getting out of here is over my cold unmoving, limited animation body.
[Timmy presses a button on the remote and a green sword comes out of it.]
Timmy: Miyazaki!
[Vicky presses a button on the remote and a pink sword comes out of it.]
Vicky: Kurosawa!
Cosmo: Man. This show is great! I wish we were watching it!
Sushi Man: Sushi? Maho Sushi!
Cosmo: I'll take one! (Accidentally zaps the man)
Timmy: I had to pick the one show she knows as well as I do.
Wanda: As long as she has access to our magic, she's just as powerful as you are.
Timmy: But if neither of us had access to your magic, I could beat her; and beat her for good!
Cosmo: Look out! (He hits Vicky with a tank to give Timmy a head start)
Timmy: (realizing there's only one way to stop Vicky from defeating him) Cosmo and Wanda said when I get older, their magic goes away. And my adult self couldn't remember them at all. I don't know exactly when I'll start to forget them, so I'll have to figure it out one year at a time. First, I'll have to get back to normal. [transform back to his normal self] Okay, fast-forward one year. Age 11! (Timmy turns 11 with the fast-forward button and sees his fairies) No good. I still recognize them.
Vicky: Yahhhh! (She escapes and charges straight at 11-year-old Timmy)
Timmy: Aah! Maho Mushi Wall Run! (Back-flips and runs from her) One more year! Age 12! (He still sees his fairies) I still recognize them. Cool! I'll still have Cosmo and Wanda for a few more years.
(Vicky proceeds to hit him with the ray coming directly from the pink magic remote and Timmy dodges the attack hitting his fairies instead before aging himself to 15 years old.)
Timmy: Cool, I'm 15. (Armpit hair appears) Oh no, an armpit hair! (Sees his fairies again) Rats, I still recognize them!
(Vicky hits the floor with the remote making a strong earthquake as Timmy runs and makes himself 16 years old)
Timmy: (Goes through his pocket to find his driver's license) Focus. Driver's license. You're not grown up yet.
(Timmy makes himself 17 years old)
Timmy: Who will I ask to the Prom? Not grown up yet. They're still there.
(Timmy turns himself 18 years old and his magic remote dies first)
Timmy: (Forgets his fairies) Wow. I can't remember anything. So why am I running? (Vicky's attack finally hits him as he screams and falls to the floor)
Vicky: Hahahahaha! Say goodbye twerp, FOREVER!
Crowd/Cosmo and Wanda/Host: Ahhhh! Oooh! Ahhhh!
(Vicky's magic remote dies next)
Vicky: (being outsmarted by Timmy) Hey, what's going on? Why won't this stupid thing work?!
Wanda: Because Timmy's too old for fairies.
(The Fairy Cab arrives honking its horn to take Cosmo and Wanda back to Fairy World)
Taxi Driver: I got a call to pick up a couple of fairies.
Cosmo: Oh no! It's the Fairy Cab!
Wanda: But we can't leave Timmy!
Cosmo: But the meter's running!
Wanda: Maho Mushi Kick Toss Attack! (Wanda throws Cosmo towards Vicky to get Timmy both magic remotes)
Cosmo: Aah! I should start listening to her more!
Timmy: Whoa, nice arena. We playing' the Cougars again? [to Cosmo, not recognizing him] Hey, nice big head. Are you the mascot?
(Taxi Driver repeatedly honks the car horn impatiently)
Wanda: Cosmo! Poof Timmy younger before we have to get in the cab and leave forever!
Taxi Driver: (Sighs) Guess we gonna do this the hard way.
(Taxi Driver presses a button on the dashboard and a magnet pops out of the taxi's roof, sucking Cosmo and Wanda towards it)
Wanda: (screams)
(Cosmo quickly turns Timmy into a baby before he gets sucked in, Baby Timmy teethes on the magic remote as he poops his pants)
Wanda: Too much.
(Wanda changes Timmy back to his real age)
Timmy: Sweet! I'm me again! Why do my pants smell bad?
Vicky: I hope you enjoyed going through puberty once, cause you're not gonna do it again!
(Timmy recharges both magic remotes and the batteries are recharged)
Timmy: Pause! Erase!
(Changes Vicky back to normal in addition to making her lose her memory of the event)
Vicky: What? Why can't I remember anything?
Timmy: And delete!
(Ejects Vicky from the TV Universe and sends her back to reality)
Vicky: (screams)
(Back in the real world, Vicky crashes back into her room. Dazed, she woke up.)
Vicky: What happened? I had the greatest dream. I almost took over the world and destroyed everybody. (chuckles until a Timmy Doll is thrown at her window as she reads the message within the letter) Call the Turners, you're dead? I am not your sister? WHO ARE YOU, DEEP TOOT?!
(Cuts back to Cosmo and Wanda getting close to being sucked into the Fairy Cab)
Cosmo and Wanda: Help!
(Timmy sees them)
Cosmo and Wanda: (screaming)
(The Fairy Cab door opens)
Adam West: (speakers) Hi there, Fairy folks. This is Adam West saying don't forget to buckle up.
Timmy: Maho Mushi Remote Control Fairy Cab Door Close Maneuver!
(Timmy stops the Fairy Cab by throwing the remotes at the door to stop Cosmo and Wanda from being taken away from him)
Taxi Driver: I got a call that said a kid grew up and don't need fairies no more.
Timmy: Do I look grown up to you?
Taxi Driver: Nah. But what do I know? All you humans look alike to me. (The Fairy Cab leaves)
Crowd: Ah! Ooh! Ah!
(Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda leave Maho Mushi)
Wanda: Hey, what's the matter, Timmy? You just beat Vicky and stopped her before she could take over the world.
Cosmo: You should be happy.
Timmy: You'd think I would be, right? I'm even okay with growing up. I mean, did you see what a cool adult I'm gonna be? But I only got that way because my parents raised me right. I mean, in every show we visited, the parents were either complete idiots or never around.
Cosmo: Yeah! Your parents are either one or the other. Never both!
Timmy: I know. My parents are so mad at me, they're gonna kill me before I even get that old.
(The channel changes to Mr. and Mrs. Turner recording a message ready to give an apology message to Timmy for their wrongdoings.)
Mrs. Turner: Uh, hello?
Timmy: Huh? Mom? Dad?
(Timmy turns around and sees his parents, who are apologizing to Timmy for not believing him about Vicky and being harsh at him)
Mr. Turner: We are desperately trying to reach our only son, Timmy.
Mrs. Turner: Timmy. We're sorry we didn't believe you. We were wrong!
Mr. Turner: You had every right to be angry with your mother, but please! We just want you to come home because...
(His voice echoes and the message is broadcast towards every channel in the TV Universe)
Both: We love you!
Mr. Turner: But I love you more!
(Timmy decides it is time to return home after hearing his parents' apology to him as the Turners leave the Studio)
Doug: But he did ruin my chances of moving’ the Ballhogs to Alaska, and I already bought them blubber nuggets. But they were chewy.
Mr. Turner: [to Mrs. Turner] Do you think he heard the message?
(Timmy appears from the TV screens and sees his parents as he accepts their apology)
Timmy: You bet I did!
Mr. and Mrs. Turner: Timmy!
(Timmy reunites with his parents and hugs them as his innocence is finally proven and Timmy forgiving his parents)
Mr. Turner: (happily) Neat! Our son has forgiven you, and our family is back together!
Mrs. Turner: Oh! How can we ever thank you?
Doug: By gettin' the heck out of my office! That kid's nothin' but trouble!
(Security takes the Turners away from Dimmadelphia Cable)
Doug: But then again, he did teach me the greatest love of all was inside of me.
(Back home, Timmy watches his parents confront Vicky for deceiving them and her diabolical behavior after finally learning the truth about Vicky.)
Mr. Turner: (furious) So, Vicky, what do you have to say for yourself…
Mrs. Turner: In the face of this overwhelming evidence that you are and have always been an evil, lying, trouble making shrew?
(They show her pictures of Vicky's crude actions, including her deception to them from when Timmy was on television.)
Vicky: (weepy) I'm sorry! I blame television!
Mr. Turner: (sternly) Nice try. What do you take us for idiots?
Vicky: (uneasy) Um, yes?
Mrs. Turner: (angrily) Vicky, you're fired.
(Vicky looks shocked at this news and Timmy is delighted about this)
Cosmo and Wanda: Yay!
Mr. Turner: Those gleeful fish are right to cheer. You should've been kinder to Timmy.
Mrs. Turner: You should've been less violent to Timmy.
Timmy Turner: And I've seen enough. Pause. (He pauses his parents and Vicky.)
Cosmo: Uh, Timmy, what are you doing?
Timmy: The only reason I got you guys in the first place is because I had a mean babysitter. I know I'll lose you guys when I'm older, so I'm not taking any chances until then. If that means a few more years of putting up with Vicky, then it's totally worth it!
Wanda: Awwww!
Cosmo: Wow! He loves us more than he hates her, and that's saying something.
Timmy: I wish these remote controls never existed and everyone forgot that all of this ever happened!
(The wish is granted and Tootie, Chester, A.J. and Crocker forget their memories of this event)
Tootie: Was I doing something Timmy related?
A.J: How much cheese in that bracelet anyway?
Chester: Were we doing something Timmy related? (Sees cheese in his hand) Oh boy! Cheese!
(Cuts to Crocker leaving the Dimmesdale Psychiatric Hospital from "Abra-Catastrophe!")
Crocker: At last! I'm cured! No more fairies! For the first time in my life, I'm able to focus on other things! I figured out cold fusion! There's no limit to the good I can do for humanity! (Crocker forgets and reverts back to his old self) What the heck is this junk? Was I about to help people? This could only be the work of FAIRIES!
(Timmy goes outside and buries his time capsule with the Jonny Hunt lunchbox, putting in a picture of himself Vicky took of him, Cosmo and Wanda appear)
Wanda: What are you doing, Timmy?
Cosmo: Vicky got you digging your grave again?
Timmy: Nope. I'm just burying a time capsule. (Throws the time capsule where he buried it) Everybody else may have forgotten what happened, but that doesn't mean I have to. (He buries the dirt back inside) I'm gonna grow up someday, and I just wanna make sure that I wanna remember the things that really meant something to me. And most importantly, when I grow up; I'll wanna make sure I don't make the same mistakes my parents made!
Wanda: Well, that's a long time from now. Come on! It's a beautiful sunny day, the birds are singing, and the future looks bright!
Cosmo: Wanna go inside and watch some TV?
Timmy: Duh!
(Timmy throws his shovel, as Wanda sighs in exasperation and leaves with Cosmo and Timmy)
(Flash forward to 20 years later to Timmy's kids Tommy and Tammy seeing the rusty Jonny Hunt lunchbox and they show it to their father, Timmy, who is now a responsible adult)
Tammy: Hey Daddy! What's this?
Future Timmy: Hey, I remember this. It's my time capsule. (He opens the time capsule and sees real goldfish) Ah, well. Time to go to work. And time for your babysitter.
(Timmy opens the door to reveal a robot resembling Vicky)
Robot Vicky: (pretends to be nice) Hi, Mr. Turner! I'm here to babysit the little targets... I mean the precious gift from above, Haha, Haha, Haha.
(Tammy and Tommy hide behind Timmy's legs)
Future Timmy: (remembering his past) Hmmm... there's something about this that's familiar but I... (His watch beeps) Whoops, gotta go. I'm gonna be late. Bye, Tammy. Bye, Tommy!
Robot Vicky: Have a memorable day, Mr. Turner!
(Future Timmy leaves, unaware that Robot Vicky is evil while Robot Vicky proceeds to harm his kids)
Tommy & Tammy: No! Don't leave! TAKE US WITH YOU! (Watching Timmy leave for work)
(pan to Cosmo and Wanda, who are now Tammy and Tommy's fairy godparents)
Future Wanda: Like father, like son.
Future Cosmo: Tell me about it!
(The screen dissolves to a Looney Tunes-esque ending card)
Cosmo: Well, the-th-the-th (stuttering)
Wanda: Cosmo, what's the matter with you?
Cosmo: Nothing. (shivers) It's just really cold in here.
(Wanda displays a weird expression)