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This article is a transcript of the Fairly OddParents episode "Lights...Camera...Adam!" from Season 4, which aired on June 1, 2004.


Script

[Fade in on the Hollywood Sign. Cosmo and Wanda are at Hollywood and Vine as balloons]

[A car speeds by. The resulting gust of wind tears off the nearby woman's fake nose and the nearby man's wig and dentures, exposing him as an old man. The man catches the dentures in a glass of water and walks away with a cane]

[Cut to a trolley]

[A sign on a wall reads: "Closed set! No admittance"]

[The other tourists laugh. Timmy is dejected]

[Adam grabs a streetlight with the grapple gun and he and Timmy swing away. Fade to Adam's trailer, where Cosmo and Wanda disguise themselves as trophies]

[Timmy becomes angry]

[Adam puts on the hood of the Crimson Chin costume he is wearing and presses a button on it that extends the chin. He flexes his muscles and clenches his buttocks to make the fake muscles come out]

[Adam swings out of the trailer. Timmy puts the movie's script in a wastebasket and burns it with a flamethrower]

[The fairies poof Timmy into a Crimson Chin comic book. The three of them appear on a Chincinnati sidewalk. A passing vehicle splashes mud on Timmy]

[The fairies poof everyone out of the comic]

[Timmy grabs a light fixture outside with a grappling hook from his Utility Cleft and swings out of the trailer]

[Cosmo and Wanda disappear. The Bronze Kneecap laughs evilly as he reaches out of the book. Fade to a movie set]

[A woman powders Timmy's face. Cosmo and Wanda appear as studio lights]

[A clapperboard is clapped in front of Timmy, who is being filmed against a backdrop of a burning city]

[A hook pulls Timmy off camera]

[The P.A. grins with stars in his eyes. A powder puff is put on his face. When the powder clears up, he is in a Cleft costume]

[Clapperboard transition to the filming of a scene in which the Titanium Toenail is about to launch Cleft from a giant slingshot]

[Timmy is put in the P.A.'s place]

[The Toenail's actor launches Timmy, who screams as he flies into a giant monster, falls through its body, and comes out through its tail. He bounces into a mud puddle, then is sprayed with fire extinguishers]

[The Bronze Kneecap laughs evilly from offscreen and grabs the director by the throat]

[The director screams as he is attacked offscreen. Cut to Timmy wringing his hat]

[Cut to the filming of a scene set outside Chincinnati National Bank]

[A clapperboard is clapped. A trio of robbers leaving the bank with bags of money gasps when they notice the Crimson Chin, played by Adam, in front of them]

[Adam and the robbers start doing what becomes an Irish dance]

[Fade to the Kneecap directing another scene]

[A standee of the Kneecap is lowered by Adam, who is now wearing the suit over his costume]

[Timmy is wearing a dress]

[Fade to Adam beating up a plushie resembling an old woman]

[The plushie is wheeled away]

[Cosmo, as Clefto, removes the Kneecap's beret and mask]

[A rocket comes out of the Kneecap's knee, which is pointed at Adam]

[The Kneecap launches the rocket. Timmy uses his grappling hook to pull Adam out of its way, and it hits a wall]

[Five more rockets come out of the Kneecap's knee and he laughs evilly]

[With his chin, the Crimson Chin knocks the Kneecap out of the soundstage and into the Hollywood Sign. He then flies up to him]

[The Kneecap hits the Crimson Chin with a laser from his knee, pushing him into the sign of Dann's Chinese Theatre. Part of the word Chinese breaks off when the Crimson Chin hits it, leaving only Chin. The Chin falls to the ground, and he signs above the impression his buttocks left in the cement where he landed. He flies off and people cheer. He and the Kneecap collide in the air. Cut to a talk show set, where a man who appears to be Jay Leno is hosting Britney Britney]

[The Chin crashes through the ceiling and lands on the desk]

[The Chin uppercuts the Kneecap with his chin. The Kneecap screams as he goes flying out of the studio and falls through the roof of Adam's trailer and into the comic book he came from]

[The book closes. Whip pan to Adam using a camera on a platform dolly]

[Fade to Dann's Chin Theatre, where Crimson Chin: The Movie is being shown. Despite the title card that reads "Starring Adam West", the movie uses footage of the Chin and the Kneecap's fight. People in the audience cheer]

[Cut to Adam at a concession stand]

[The kid looks at the screen as it irises out on him. The end title card is shown]

[Fade to black]


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